Favorite Movie Quotes:

[TheQueen]

I've found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said "Journeys end in lovers meeting." What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said "love is blind". Now that is something I know to be true. For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night. And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space!

Iris in "The Holiday"

[TheQueen]

I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join, or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends... you still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what you did wrong or how you could have misunderstood. And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy. And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door. And after all that, however long all that may be, you'll go somewhere new. And you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again. And little pieces of your soul will finally come back. And all that fuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted, that will eventually begin to fade.

Iris in "The Holiday"

[Garyhoov]

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid."

Rodney Dangerfield's character in Caddyshack.:lookaroun

[figmentmom]

"My son WORKS?!?" (uttered in tones of outrage by the king in "Coming to America") :lol

[Doug11]

almost everything said in any Clint Eastwood spaghetti western, but especially High Plains Drifter, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and The Outlaw Josey Wales. :)

[figmentmom]

Psst...Gordon...sense a trend here? The rest of us are quoting some fairly lowbrow stuff! :lol Looks like you'll have to drag us up out of the gutter.

[figmentmom]

"Road trip!!!" (Animal House)

[pinkrose]

Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face. Truvy in Steele Magnolias

[pinkrose]

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.
Drum in Steele Magnolias

[pinkrose]

Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! Steele Magnolias (can you tell that I love this movie?)

[Christy]

Steele Magnolias (can you tell that I love this movie?)

:lol: Good one! Sounds like me :lookaroun

[Lisa]

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

~ Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Lisa]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond

~ Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off



...damn but I love this movie :lol

[Christy]

No. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home.

:love Dory :love

[Christy]

Marlin: The water's going down. It's-it's-it's going down!
Dory: Hmm. Are you sure about that?
Marlin: Look! Already it's half-empty.
Dory: Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.
Marlin: Stop that! It's half-empty!

:lol

This post is less than ten characters?? :lookaroun :dunno

[Christy]

Ok, one more :lol


Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".

[TheQueen]

Psst...Gordon...sense a trend here? The rest of us are quoting some fairly lowbrow stuff! :lol Looks like you'll have to drag us up out of the gutter.


Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage.

Evie from Girls Will Be Girls when asked if she'd ever had an abortion.

[Christy]

"What'd you DO?!"

Chris Farley in Tommy Boy... we say this ALL the time :lol

[figmentmom]

"There's always a few parts left over after I put 'em back together again...I don't know why..."

Spoken by the small-town car mechanic in "Doc Hollywood". :lol

And this classic exchange:

Martin: "Why IS that, Captain Ron?"

Captain Ron: "Nobody knows!"


From "Captain Ron" - Martin has just asked the clearly clueless captain why diesel engines burn so much oil. Maybe you had to be there...:blush :goofy :lol

[Lisa]

I LOVE Captain Ron, Mary!

[figmentmom]

I LOVE Captain Ron, Mary!

Classic stuff, isn't it? :lol

[Barnum42]

From Cannonball run - "I can't see Sh1t can you?"

From Clerks - "In a row?"

From every Star Wars, "I've got a bad feeling about this".

[figmentmom]

The General, in "White Christmas":

"Apparently, there's a lot about show business I don't understand."

This line is VERY versatile, and lends itself easily to just about every subject. :rotfl

[Computer Magic]

Everything John Huges:


"Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place."

"So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social."

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

"Bueller? ... Bueller? ... Bueller?"

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up."

"They fucking forgot my birthday."

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

"What's happenin', hot stuff?"

"I've never bagged a babe."

"By night's end, I predict me and her will interface

Oto-mo-biiile?

Married

Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face. Jake: You grabbed my nuts.

Wyatt: "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?"'

We're GOING the WRONG way

[Computer Magic]

yippee ki yay mother F*****

[Computer Magic]

Luke, I am your father...

I'd rather kiss a wookie..

[xfkirsten]

*points to her avatar*

"Where da white wimmin at?!"

"Cow! ... Another cow!"
"No... I think that was the same one..."

"YOU are named after the DOG?"

[figmentmom]

Good ones! :rotfl

And this:

"Why did it have to be RATS?" (Indiana Jones)

[figmentmom]

I thought the quote was "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" :dunno

Oh, you're right, of course. I was remembering the last time I USED that line ( and corrupted it, of course!) :rotfl

[Doug11]

:rotfl This thread has gone into the ditch. :rotfl

"There are two kinds of boots my friend . . . those that come in through the door, and those that come in through the window."

[Christy]

The Birdcage was on this morning :lol I'd forgotten how much I like that movie!

Armand: Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!
Albert: How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?


Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!

Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
Armand: My God, what a brilliant idea!
Agador: I know.

Louise Keeley: Oh, what interesting china.
Louise Keeley: It looks like young men playing leap frog.

[Christy]

:rotfl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_y_TCFuGr4

[Christy]

From Rudy:


Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him.

[Doug11]

From Rudy:
Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him.

Well, that obviously wasn't spoken by the Notre Dame football coach.:tongue

[Christy]

:rotfl No, Father Cavanaugh :p

[figmentmom]

Well, that obviously wasn't spoken by the Notre Dame football coach.:tongue

Clearly not. :rotfl

[figmentmom]

"Worse? How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of Hell!"

:rotfl